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The Ultimate battle of good vs evil. The creator vs the created. Cat light sabers, romance and grade A level acting and directing will keep you on the edge of your seat. Its like Star Wars on acid.
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Star
Wars,
Comedy,
Patrick
Swayze,
Light
saber,
cat
Added: 8th February 2008
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There are four arrows that correspond to your keyboard directional keys. Once the game starts, arrows would start scrolling up. Time the key pressing of the corresponding keyboard directional keys once the scrolling arrows overlap it. You score with every timed arrows.Build up your groove meter, clear the stage and continue into the score board where you
can view your results.
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dance,
carabao
Added: 5th February 2008
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There are four arrows that correspond to your keyboard directional keys. Once the game starts, arrows would start scrolling up. Time the key pressing of the corresponding keyboard directional keys once the scrolling arrows overlap it. You score with every timed arrows.Build up your groove meter, clear the stage and continue into the score board where you can view your results.
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wonder,
boy
Added: 5th February 2008
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The goal is to shoot 50 crocodiles in order to proceed to the next level. Be careful! Crocodiles will start pushing the rock above the tree if you missed them. Accelerate the carabao's parachute as much as possible.
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Use arrow keys to control carabao's movement and spacebar to trigger carabao's arrow.
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Fight
Added: 2nd April 2008
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Posted By: halohalo |
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After abrief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water.Avoid heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.They aren't yours.Get a lawyer.And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
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Computer
Diagnosis
Added: 17th November 2006
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
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Teaching
Manners
Added: 17th November 2006
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Colored
hair
Added: 17th November 2006
Views: 809
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