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amazing and funny accidents in footbaal stadium , must see clips
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Added: 25th January 2007
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Check this funny clip of osmama bin laden spoof
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osama,spoof
Added: 23rd May 2007
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Kicker , bad manner
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kicker
funny
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Added: 5th February 2008
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The Ultimate battle of good vs evil. The creator vs the created. Cat light sabers, romance and grade A level acting and directing will keep you on the edge of your seat. Its like Star Wars on acid.
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Star
Wars,
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Added: 8th February 2008
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After abrief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water.Avoid heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.They aren't yours.Get a lawyer.And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
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Computer
Diagnosis
Added: 17th November 2006
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